Fortunately, for the next week I'll be in the company of small children who find rumbling tummies wildly amusing and blithely expel their excess gases with gay abandon, so I''ll have no qualms about blaming them for anything that I might let slip.
Oh dear...Was that you? Oh, well, never mind. Better out than in. Smile, turn page and read on.
And besides, my book, the Scariest Thing of All has a lot to do with rumbly tummies. The crux in fact is to do with- oh, but I mustn't give the game away. Do shut up, Gliori. It's only the first day of your book tour and already you're giving away the ending of the book.
Heavens. Must be dinnertime. Lordy, I'm rrrrrrrrravenous.